Sex: Bonus Post

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A friend of mine, Allan, sent this over today and I couldn’t resist adding it to our Sex Series. Sure it is a bonus point, but in light of today’s topic of keeping it alive, let’s be honest – this note isn’t going to work for this "problem". I think if this ever happened in your relationship, it might just be a "downer" for a few days :-)

Enjoy.

To my Darling Husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about  the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.  The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

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One Response to “Sex: Bonus Post”

  1. susie says:

    Hey Jay…first time to your blog…loved it, of course! :) I had to see what you were saying on the hot topic. I love your witty style as you tackled this subject. Lots of LOL…Thanks for all you said, especially the foreplay section. Looking forward to ‘being a regular’ as Melissa says, to your blog. …susie

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